Me:Why does [name withheld] always want to know how I'm doing and if I'm ok?
Julie:Cause he wants to bang.
Anonymous said:Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|
"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."
“What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play...”
the newspaper in the pinata is in Spanish and is from 2008
What is and isn’t an appropriate love song to sing to pizza?
what she says:i'm fine
what she means:i will never be emotionally satisfied until virtuoso multi-instrumentalist and composer john paul jones is adequately recognized for his contributions to led zeppelin